Promotion by elimination

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
02/21/2019 at 18:59 • Filed to: None

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Well....fuck. I got promoted to head of manufacturing at my company. I was already head of R&D (I’m the only member). The plant manager was escorted out today after one too many transgressions.

No additional pay right now. But we’ll see how this plays out...

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 19:06

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head of manufacturing eh?

need a sheetmetal worker?

forklift driver?

coffee bitch?

coz i can dos that


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/21/2019 at 19:07

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I can do none of these things, and, in fact, will do much less, but I will do it for 1/2 of farcythe’s asking salary .


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 19:16

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asking salary?

down here you take what you’re offered or keep looking


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/21/2019 at 19:21

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Our general labor positions start at 12$/hr but you get a few paid breaks and surprisingly good healthcare for America.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 19:21

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It would be illegal for me to pay you that low. Literally.  


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 19:31

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welp.. if i wasnt in europe... id probably be tempted

im not making all that much more at mo ..


Kinja'd!!! NKato > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 19:34

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 Any CNC operations there? 


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/21/2019 at 19:35

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I’d like to pay more like 14-16/hr for someone who will do inventory management in the morning and then do some labor in the afternoon (fill, label, and pa ckage bottles /jars with cleaning solutions and powders)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 19:41

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well... im new to filling bottles

but between me jobs in warehouses and the postal service im pretty familiar with inventory management, labeling and packaging


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 20:52

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The really bad thing is that they probably won’t replace the plant manager!

At least it was due to actually being fired for serious misconduct and not stupid synergy shit


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > NKato
02/21/2019 at 20:55

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Lol, no. Not at all. We make chemical solutions and fill bottles and drums.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > dogisbadob
02/21/2019 at 21:04

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Yeah he....he did some stupid-ass shit.

Still weird position to be in though. I’m 29. I’m not ready for this. I am now vice president of a company. And I have no familial or pre-org anized ties to it. I showed up last year and ki cked so many asses I am now here.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/22/2019 at 01:51

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You got this.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/22/2019 at 04:15

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congrats?